I almost got drunk at school at 14
where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
who almost went on to be Miss Texas
but lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
where I was almost famous for almost a day

and I almost had you
but I guess that doesn't cut it
almost loved you
I almost wish you woulda loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
that I almost got hooked on cause you ran away
and I wish I would have had the nerve to ask you to stay

and I almost had you
but I guess that doesn't cut it
almost had you
and I didn't even know it
you kept me guessin'
and now i'm destined to spend my time missing you
I almost wished you would have loved me too

here I go thinking bout all the things I could have done
I'm gonna need a forklift cause all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems
I can't remember one
I almost forgot to say something else
But if I can't fit it in
I'll keep it all to my self
I almost wrote a song about you today
but I tore it all up and then I threw it away

and I almost had you
but I guess that doesn't cut it
almost had you
and I didn't even know it
you kept me guessin'
and now I'm destined to spend my time missing you
and I almost had you
almost had you
I almost wish you would have loved me too

i love ths song i love bowling for soup
and i love him i love him i love him
i miss the silly things we used to do
i dont want us to be just a fading memory.

10:54 PM